U.S. Senate Bill 6239: Same-Sex Marriage, Same Dumbass Arguments

Drum roll, please. Presenting the winner of Look Dumbass' Biggest Dipshit Award ... this guy at yesterday's public hearing in Washington of Senate Bill 6239 to redefine marriage. What makes him such a winner? First, he claims to have worked in schools as a counselor and teacher. That puts you on my … [Read more...]

Occupy This: Stop Blaming Corporations & Look In The Mirror

Remember the outrage over the last couple of weeks regarding plans by greedy, evil, rich retail corporations that were planning to open early for their Black Friday sales, thereby ruining the family festivities of their employees, for example: here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and … [Read more...]

FOX: Blacks Cause Confusion at Obama’s “Hip-Hop” BBQ

The "good" folks at FOX News still can't seem to tell the difference between black people. You know ... they all look alike in the FOXNation. Anyhoo, being the helpful sort I am, I figured I'd provide descriptions of the featured black folk that were in attendance at Obama's "Hip-Hop BBQ" ... it's the … [Read more...]

NDP Leader Jack Layton’s Massage Parlor Adventure

Hot news is breaking about Jack Layton, leader of Canada's New Democratic Party and the man that wants to be Prime Minister. According to an extensive report by Sun Media, Jack Layton was caught in an alleged Chinatown rub 'n tug massage parlor back in 1996. The policeman and his partner allegedly found … [Read more...]

Frog Porn Explained

Good grief. So, I posted a story link about UK magistrate, Michael Hail, getting busted by police for having "frog porn" on his computer, among other nastiness.  Sure enough, people asked ... "What is frog porn?" [sigh] I offered to draw a picture for the big kids sitting at the back of the class, so … [Read more...]

Proposing a Mississippi License Plate: Honoring a Klan Man?

Mississippi's Sons of Confederate Veterans wants to sponsor a series of state-issued license plates. One such plate would honor Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest: a great military leader, the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, a successful plantation owner and slave trader. HUH? Oddly, not … [Read more...]

U.S. Super Secret Anti-Leak Policy Leaked to MSNBC – Yawn

A hot story is making the rounds regarding a new U.S. government memo, distributed by Jacob J. Lew, Director of the Office of Management and Budget, that details new requirements for government departments and agencies that handle classified security information to prevent future WikiLeaks like leaks. … [Read more...]

Sarah Palin and the Tucson Shooting Link

"My sincere condolences are offered to the family of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and the other victims of today's tragic shooting in Arizona." -- Sarah Palin. Posted on her Facebook page in response to yesterday's shooting spree at a political rally in Tucson: 6 dead, 13 critically injured. It's interesting … [Read more...]

All Hail Earth’s New World Leader

Carrying on with Mushy Monday ... congratulations to Malaysian astrophysicist Mazlan Othman, to be appointed by the United Nations as Earth's official world leader and ambassador ... of sorts. Dr. Othman's most important responsibility will be representing all of humanity ... [ wait for it ... wait for it ... … [Read more...]

WANTED: Unemployed Americans Willing to Work

Are you a LEGAL American citizen, unemployed, and sick of those damn illegal immigrants stealing your jobs? Well my friend, you are in luck because there's a job available for YOU right now. Seriously! TakeOurJobs.org is possibly one of the most awesome'est of services. Sponsored by the United Farm Workers … [Read more...]