PFIZER ANIMAL HEALTH: Are Canadian Dogs Different?

On Saturday I posted to Facebook about my lovely day, how my dog had a violently epic seizure, and how she attacked me and I received a variety of rather unpleasant and painful dog bites while trying to help her. I wrote about how my wife and I had theorized that she was having negative reactions to her … [Read more...]

Student Debt: They Fibbed About MY Passion Potentional?

Nick Keith (36) went to Iowa State University for an engineering degree but decided it just wasn't a "right fit" for him. He dropped out in his sophomore year and went to the California Culinary Academy after seeing all those spiffy TV commercials on the Food Network pitching the fame and glory of being a … [Read more...]

REALITY CHECK: Earth Day 2012 and the Philips L Prize LEDs

It's Earth Day 2012 and I decided a little reality check was in order for politicians, business, and tree huggers. A reality check to coincide with other recent glorious news about the Philips L Prize LED bulbs. LED lighting is an environmentally sound solution offering HUGE savings on energy bills, but … [Read more...]

MIFFED MOMMYS: 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Haters gonna hate. Nothing brings out angry women with issues quite like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. I'm not saying kids who look at (ahem, read) the issue are going to move on to hardcore pornography, but it's a good launching pad. -- Marilisa Kinney Sachteleben, a mommy blogger sort for the … [Read more...]

Look Dumbass Demands Public Apology From McDonald’s

Dear McDonald's It has come to my attention that you were running a radio advertisement on 99.7 in Kansas City for your Chicken McBites in which you provide examples of risky behavior in relation to the unriskyness of trying a new menu item. Within this most heinous and insensitive of advertisements, … [Read more...]

BODY IMAGE DRIVEL: When Did This Become Hotter Than This?

Making the rounds in social circles these past few weeks is the image before you. I honestly don't know what's worse: (a) women who use an image like this for visual extremes to propagate basically blatant lies and misconceptions about what men allegedly think as a herd, or (b) men quivering in their panties … [Read more...]

SCAVENGER HUNT: Is This YOUR McDonald’s Pink Slime Meat?

Help identify the true source of this photo by tweeting or sharing the link to this page. Even better, if you took this photo or know who did ... please ... tell me. Chances are, you've seen this specific photo because it's been flying around the interwebs for some time and the damn thing is all over the … [Read more...]

Papa Johns’ Lady Chinky Eyes – Whoops

Yesterday the Interwebs exploded - ok, more of a crackle - after a rather cute Asian woman - how you doin'? - tweeted a copy of her receipt from a local Papa Johns in New York City. Minhee Cho, a communications manager for ProPublica, went to the Papa Johns at 3477 Broadway in New York and the employee … [Read more...]

Ungrateful Kids and Christmas Gifts – I WANTED AN IPHONE!

Little rats complaining on the Interwebs about what they got for Christmas? There's a song for that. Enjoy. For those little rats featured in the video posting things like "Fuck you mom" because she didn't get you an iPhone for Christmas, consider yourself lucky because if you were my kid posting … [Read more...]

Walmart Manager VS. Christmas Douchebags

A Walmart assistant manager decided to close up shop 1/2 hour before the posted closing time on Christmas eve. The store was supposed to officially close at 8:00pm, he decided to stop allowing new customers in at 7:30pm. Hey, it's CHRISTMAS EVE, most people have already taken care of business, and maybe Mr. … [Read more...]