Dealing with stupidity ... one dimwit, dumbass, moron at a time.
It's Wednesday, February 29th, and that makes it Rare Disease Day, established in 2008 to 'raise awareness' for rare diseases. It's also Hump Day, a day to raise awareness about chicks in bikinis. Are you misty? I am. Happy Hump Day. Today's Factoids of Big Balls The obligatory daily factoids, also known as a cover story you can tell the wife if she catches this page open. Honest, sweety! … [Read more...]
It's Monday, February 27th, and it was on this day in 1991 that George Bush announced that he had liberated Kuwait. It's also Man Meat Monday and some dude is liberating his 6-pack. Today's Futuristic Factoids For over 70 years, visionaries have tried to make vehicles that were flying automobiles. The hope was that such a vehicle could be used by commuters to fly to an airport near work, detach … [Read more...]
It's Wednesday, February 22nd, and it was on this day in 1997 that scientists in Scotland proudly announced that they had cloned an adult sheep named Dolly. [cough] Anyway, it's also Hump Day so let's drool over a hot exotic female human with boobs. She's no Dolly, but we work with what we've got. HAPPY HUMP DAY! Today's Worthy Factoids The obligatory daily factoids, also known as a cover … [Read more...]
It's Monday, February 20th, and that makes today the International World Day of Social Justice, a special day declared by the U.N. to deal with issues such as unemployment and exclusion. Speaking of JUSTICE, it's a damn shame your man doesn't look like today's beef. Damn shame, ain't it? Happy Man Meat Monday. Today's Out Of This World Factoids Fifty years ago today, the fledgling U.S. space … [Read more...]
Haters gonna hate. Nothing brings out angry women with issues quite like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. "I'm not saying kids who look at (ahem, read) the issue are going to move on to hardcore pornography, but it's a good launching pad." -- Marilisa Kinney Sachteleben, a mommy blogger sort for the Yahoo! News Contributor network commenting on the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit … [Read more...]
It's Wednesday, February 15th, and that means it's National Flag of Canada Day, which no one cares about so let's just get right to the hot blonde in a bikini. Happy Hump Day! Today's Chickie Factoids The obligatory daily factoids, also known as a cover story you can tell the wife if she catches this page open. Honest, sweety! I'm learning things, like ... On this day in 1953, 17-year-old … [Read more...]
It's Monday, February 6th, and it's Ronald Reagan Day in California because he was born on this day in 1911. Know who else was born on this day? ME! To celebrate this special day I am putting zero effort into the week's meatly selection. It's my day. Deal. Happy Man Meat Monday. Today's Butchy Factoids It may seem hard to believe, but it was 48 years ago this month that G.I. Joe action … [Read more...]
Dear McDonald's It has come to my attention that you were running a radio advertisement on 99.7 in Kansas City for your Chicken McBites in which you provide examples of risky behavior in relation to the unriskyness of trying a new menu item. Within this most heinous and insensitive of advertisements, you identify 4 types of "risky" behavior: Petting a stray pit bull. Shaving your head … [Read more...]
Making the rounds in social circles these past few weeks is the image before you. I honestly don't know what's worse: (a) women who use an image like this for visual extremes to propagate basically blatant lies and misconceptions about what men allegedly think as a herd, or (b) men quivering in their panties because they're brimming over with seeming guilt. Enlighten me. No offence to any of … [Read more...]
Help identify the true source of this photo by tweeting or sharing the link to this page. Even better, if you took this photo or know who did ... please ... tell me. Chances are, you've seen this specific photo because it's been flying around the interwebs for some time and the damn thing is all over the news in relation to a recent story on McDonald's "Pink Slime" meat. You can find it all … [Read more...]
