Archives for February 2012

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: February 29th, 2012

It's Wednesday, February 29th, and that makes it Rare Disease Day, established in 2008 to 'raise awareness' for rare diseases. It's also Hump Day, a day to raise awareness about chicks in bikinis. Are you misty? I am. Happy Hump Day. Today's Factoids of Big Balls The obligatory daily factoids, also … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: February 27th, 2012

It's Monday, February 27th, and it was on this day in 1991 that George Bush announced that he had liberated Kuwait. It's also Man Meat Monday and some dude is liberating his 6-pack. Today's Futuristic Factoids For over 70 years, visionaries have tried to make vehicles that were flying automobiles. The hope … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: February 22nd, 2012

It's Wednesday, February 22nd, and it was on this day in 1997 that scientists in Scotland proudly announced that they had cloned an adult sheep named Dolly. [cough] Anyway, it's also Hump Day so let's drool over a hot exotic female human with boobs. She's no Dolly, but we work with what we've got. HAPPY … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: February 20th, 2012

It's Monday, February 20th, and that makes today the International World Day of Social Justice, a special day declared by the U.N. to deal with issues such as unemployment and exclusion. Speaking of JUSTICE, it's a damn shame your man doesn't look like today's beef. Damn shame, ain't it? Happy Man Meat … [Read more...]

MIFFED MOMMYS: 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Haters gonna hate. Nothing brings out angry women with issues quite like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. I'm not saying kids who look at (ahem, read) the issue are going to move on to hardcore pornography, but it's a good launching pad. -- Marilisa Kinney Sachteleben, a mommy blogger sort for the … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: February 15th, 2012

It's Wednesday, February 15th, and that means it's National Flag of Canada Day, which no one cares about so let's just get right to the hot blonde in a bikini. Happy Hump Day! Today's Chickie Factoids The obligatory daily factoids, also known as a cover story you can tell the wife if she catches this page … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: February 6th, 2012

It's Monday, February 6th, and it's Ronald Reagan Day in California because he was born on this day in 1911. Know who else was born on this day? ME! To celebrate this special day I am putting zero effort into the week's meatly selection. It's my day. Deal. Happy Man Meat Monday. Today's Butchy … [Read more...]

Look Dumbass Demands Public Apology From McDonald’s

Dear McDonald's It has come to my attention that you were running a radio advertisement on 99.7 in Kansas City for your Chicken McBites in which you provide examples of risky behavior in relation to the unriskyness of trying a new menu item. Within this most heinous and insensitive of advertisements, … [Read more...]

BODY IMAGE DRIVEL: When Did This Become Hotter Than This?

Making the rounds in social circles these past few weeks is the image before you. I honestly don't know what's worse: (a) women who use an image like this for visual extremes to propagate basically blatant lies and misconceptions about what men allegedly think as a herd, or (b) men quivering in their panties … [Read more...]

SCAVENGER HUNT: Is This YOUR McDonald’s Pink Slime Meat?

Help identify the true source of this photo by tweeting or sharing the link to this page. Even better, if you took this photo or know who did ... please ... tell me. Chances are, you've seen this specific photo because it's been flying around the interwebs for some time and the damn thing is all over the … [Read more...]