U.S. Senate Bill 6239: Same-Sex Marriage, Same Dumbass Arguments

Drum roll, please. Presenting the winner of Look Dumbass’ Biggest Dipshit Award … this guy at yesterday’s public hearing in Washington of Senate Bill 6239 to redefine marriage.

What makes him such a winner?

First, he claims to have worked in schools as a counselor and teacher. That puts you on my radar when talking about stupid shit.

Next, he thinks legalizing gay marriage is bad because it’s against the norm and It would be the same as if we decided we were going to drive on the right side of the road or the left side of the road. How can we make a decision this quickly?


Apparently this teacher never taught history, social studies, or current events because the issue of same-sex marriage was on the national stage in the U.S. on May 5th, 1993, in the case of Baehr v. Lewin of Hawaii.

Even earlier, on May 18th, 1970, when two gay U. of Minnesota students applied for a marriage license, it was denied and the fight went up to the Minnesota Supreme Court and then on to the U.S. Supreme Court in Baker v. Nelson with a ruling to dismiss the case on October 10th, 1972.

Request denied.

We’re talking over 40 years. Not quickly. If I took 40yrs to take the garbage out, wifey would get very pissy and stabby.

But the bestest – BESTEST! – argument is that same-sex marriage is an agenda item for NAMBLA – the North American Man/Boy Love Association – and if legalized, snowflakes would be placed in harm’s way because young children will be swayed by these decisions before they are of age of deciding what their sexual orientation is.

I dig chicks. Busty, leggy, freaky, naughty. It’s all good. Know when I decided that?

I didn’t.

It’s how I roll.