Please Don’t Rape ChiChi. Chihuahuas Don’t Like It.

Tomas Bautista, Mugshot, Broward Sheriff's Office. ChiChi by some dude.

Meet 40-year-old Tomas Bautista of Oakland Park, Florida. He likes long walks, sunsets, casual dining with friends, and he’s always up to try something new.

Tomas is spending some quality time in court today for a little alleged misunderstanding. By that I mean he allegedly mistook his roommate’s 3-year-old Chihuahua mix dog for a hot chick and was found by his roomie, sprawled out in the backyard, pants around his ankles with little Chichi bleeding, yelping, and running away like a mofo.

Bautista is facing a fine of up to $10,000 and 5 years in jail.

Was she worth it? WAS SHE WORTH IT?