Archives for December 2011

Ungrateful Kids and Christmas Gifts – I WANTED AN IPHONE!

Little rats complaining on the Interwebs about what they got for Christmas? There's a song for that. Enjoy. For those little rats featured in the video posting things like "Fuck you mom" because she didn't get you an iPhone for Christmas, consider yourself lucky because if you were my kid posting … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: December 28th, 2011

It's Wednesday, December 28th, and it was on this day in 1973 that the U.S. government passed the Endangered Species Act. It also happens to be Hump Day and to mark this dual purpose occasion, Look Dumbass presents a hot chick rocking out with a guitar. With all the pop fluff, rocker chicks could end up being … [Read more...]

Walmart Manager VS. Christmas Douchebags

A Walmart assistant manager decided to close up shop 1/2 hour before the posted closing time on Christmas eve. The store was supposed to officially close at 8:00pm, he decided to stop allowing new customers in at 7:30pm. Hey, it's CHRISTMAS EVE, most people have already taken care of business, and maybe Mr. … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: December 26th, 2011

It's Monday, December 26th, and that makes it Boxing Day, traditionally a day when rich folk in the U.K. would give a box containing a gift to their servants. Today, Boxing Day is the day we swarm stores looking for deals to buy the stuff we wanted but didn't get for Christmas. Speaking of not getting what … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: December 21st, 2011

It's Wednesday, December 21st, and it was on this day in 1937 that Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs made its grand premiere at the Carthay Circle Theatre in Hollywood. The original hotness for cartoon babes, Snow loved those little dwarfs, but what those dwarfs really wanted was today's featured sexy Hump Day … [Read more...]

Sexual Cues: Women Have the Power Yet Men Get Blamed

A new extensive study [cough] out of Williams College, Massachusetts, has found that men have difficulty accurately gauging a woman's sexual cues. The study, based on a whopping 103 female and 96 male college undergrads, concluded that some guys keep missing the cues while others think all women want … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: December 19th, 2011

It's Monday, December 19th, and that makes it the Day After Kim Jong Il Dead Day. A new holiday and the start of a new round of lunacy. Sweet. I like my crazy fresh. Speaking of fresh, it's Man Meat Monday and that means it's time for a sexy man posting of beef ... fresh from the butcher. Today's Slap … [Read more...]

Please Don’t Rape ChiChi. Chihuahuas Don’t Like It.

Meet 40-year-old Tomas Bautista of Oakland Park, Florida. He likes long walks, sunsets, casual dining with friends, and he's always up to try something new. Tomas is spending some quality time in court today for a little alleged misunderstanding. By that I mean he allegedly mistook his roommate's … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: December 14th, 2011

It's Wednesday, December 14th, and that makes it Monkey Day! No shit. Monkey Day is an unofficial holiday started back in 2000 by artsy students at Michigan State. It's also Hump Day, that 1 day of the week where I pitch sexy hot chicks that I'd swing through the trees for. Yeah, monkey business. Today's … [Read more...]

New Rules, From Canada to Muslims of the World

Dear non-Canadian Muslims, More often than not, I defend you, but you need to pay close attention to this. The Canadian government has passed a new citizenship regulation that requires Muslim women to remove their niqabs and burkas in front of a judge when they are swearing an oath to become Canadian … [Read more...]