CHRISTMAS 2011: Your Kids Want Dog Poo

It’s still a little early but experts from the Toy Retailers’ Association announced their predictions earlier today of the HOT new toys for Christmas 2011, and the number 1 pick is … Doggie Doo.

Yes.

A dog crap game.

For about $25 your little rug rats can sit around a plastic dachshund and board. Feed the doggie some plasticine, roll the dice, then squeeze a lever and wait for the plastic dog to pinch out a loaf.

You win by collecting doggie doo.

You people out there are really trying to test my patience. Aren’t you?

Available at: Amazon.com