FOX: Blacks Cause Confusion at Obama’s “Hip-Hop” BBQ

SOURCE: FOX Nation

The “good” folks at FOX News still can’t seem to tell the difference between black people. You know … they all look alike in the FOXNation.

Anyhoo, being the helpful sort I am, I figured I’d provide descriptions of the featured black folk that were in attendance at Obama’s “Hip-Hop BBQ” … it’s the least I can do.

1. Charles Barkley. One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame in 2006. Not a hip hopper.

2. PRESIDENT Barack Obama. Politician, PRESIDENT of the United States of America. Like him or not, agree with him or not … have some respect for the position and the man. Not a hip hopper.

3. Chris Rock. Emmy and Grammy award winning comedian and actor. One of the greatest comedians and stand-up comics of all time. Ambassador for UNICEF and supporter of many other very notable and worthwhile charities.  Not a hip hopper.

4. Shawn Carter, better known as Jay-Z. Ok, now HE is a hip hopper. He’s also an entrepreneur. Founder of Rocawear, co-owner of the 40/40 Club and sports bar in NYC, Chicago and Atlantic City. He’s also worked with the United Nations to help raise money and awareness for issues like global water shortages.

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, allow this 40-year-old white middle aged dude to reassure you …

The President’s PRIVATE 50th birthday bash was not a “Hip-Hop” BBQ – not that it matters – even though there were some black folk there and – as FOX News was sure to point out – they did serve chicken and ribs.

Know how you can tell it wasn’t a “Hip-Hop” BBQ?

Tom Hanks and Nancy Pelosi were there.

There’s no way in hell Tom Hanks and Nancy Pelosi are getting into any real “Hip-Hop” BBQ.

Nothing personal Tom. I’m sure you have mad game and your pimp hand is mighty strong.

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