Archives for August 2011

POLITICALLY CORRECT: Bitter Broads VS. JC Penny

Ridiculous. Ignorant. Disgusting. Deeply offended. All words used by some of the most delicate that walk amongst us to describe a shirt that JC Penny was selling on their web site. Angry broads launched an online petition calling for a boycott of JC Penny for selling such hate mongering attire that was … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: August 31st, 2011

It's Wednesday, August 31st, and it was on this day back in 1897 that Thomas Edison received a patent for his Kinetoscope, the first version of what would become a movie projector. I guess that means we have Thomas to thank for porn movies. Who knew? Who cares? Here's the weekly hot babe in … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: August 29th, 2011

It's Monday, August 29th, and today is a wet one along parts of the east coast, not unlike 6 years ago - to the day - in New Orleans. If I was a rude and crude sort I'd pitch some crafty link between being wet and today's hunk of man beef, but I won't. That would be wrong. Today's Hurricane Factoids Six … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: August 24th, 2011

It's Wednesday, August 24th, and today we celebrate the passing of Eustace the Monk, a mercenary and pirate that died 794 years ago. Humph. Who cares? It's HUMP DAY and a hot and sexy woman has pictures that need to be viewed. Sorry, Eustace. Dead pirates VS. hot chicks ... you don't even rank. Today's … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: August 22nd, 2011

It's Monday, August 22nd, and today is the start of National Safe at Home Week. Want a tip for staying safe at home? Get yourself some beefcake [KABLAM] like today's featured sexy man of meat. He's not too young. He's not too pretty. He's just right. If you're a straight dude or a lesbian and you're not in … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: August 17th, 2011

It's Wednesday, August 17th, that means it's Robert De Niro's birthday and Hump Day! Who knew? To celebrate this most glorious of days, Look Dumbass presents the weekly sexy babe, and she's damn near perfection. What does hot and busty eye candy have to do with De Niro's birthday? Absolutely nothing. Who … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: August 15th, 2011

It's Monday, August 15th, and that means it's the day before my wife's 40th birthday! With less than 24hrs to go before she's certified old, I present this parting gift from quasi-youngness ... young sexy cougar-bait man meat. Come tomorrow she won't be able to chew, she'll have to gum it. So enjoy! The … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: August 10th, 2011

It's Wednesday, August 10th, and with a week of crappy markets and thug, rat kiddies pilfering and burning London, people need something to take their mind off the chaos. How does a crazy sexy chick with killer green eyes in lingerie sound? Who cares how she sounds ... SHE'S SMOKIN' HOT! Today's Educational … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: August 8th, 2011

It's Monday, August 8th, and with the girly PGA Golf tournament kicking off today, I figured today's featured sexy man meat should be a sports dude ... a real sports dude: RUGGER. That's right, RUGBY. You can keep your pretty green grass, birdies and cute plush head covers. Oh no! You got hit by a little … [Read more...]

FOX: Blacks Cause Confusion at Obama’s “Hip-Hop” BBQ

The "good" folks at FOX News still can't seem to tell the difference between black people. You know ... they all look alike in the FOXNation. Anyhoo, being the helpful sort I am, I figured I'd provide descriptions of the featured black folk that were in attendance at Obama's "Hip-Hop BBQ" ... it's the … [Read more...]