Archives for July 2011

MILK: Bitchy Grumpy PMSing Blogger Broads

Remember my recent post about the California Milk Processor Board's funny new ad campaign that linked drinking milk to reducing the symptoms of PMS? About that ... The campaign is dead. Apparently, lighthearted humor directing screw up men to give their grumpy ladies milk to help with PMS doesn't go over … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: July 27th, 2011

It's Wednesday, July 27th, and that makes it National Sleepyhead Day in Finland - I kids you not. For those of you that are fighting off the ZZZs, here's an eye-opener ... a crazy hot blonde chick in a thong. If you're still feeling sleepy, you're too damn old. Today's Automotive Factoids The obligatory … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: July 25th, 2011

It's Monday, July 25th, and that's spooky. July is the 7th month of the year and 2 plus 5 is 7. That can only mean one thing ... it's BOY-TOY DAY for the cougar crowd! Yes, that's right! Today's delectable quasi-man treat will lounge in your cougar bed just before going off to make you some vittles. In … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: July 18th, 2011

It's Monday, July 18th, the summer may be half over and PETA may want you to stop eating and serving meat, but it's Monday. That means the grill is hot and the man meat sausage is sizzling and ready to go. [num, num, num] Would you like your sausage with or without a bun? Today's Safety Factoids So … [Read more...]

MILK: Saving Men from PMS

PMS'ing? THERE IS HELP! Every month, hundreds of millions of men suffer in silence. Abused, berated, demeaned all because of the dreaded PMS. Now, thanks to ol' Bessie, there is a cure ... MILK. New SCIENTIFIC research has found that milk can help to reduce the symptoms of P ... M ... S. Don't pray for … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: July 13th, 2011

It's Wednesday, July 13th, and today we not only educate you with some interesting tidbits about merry-go-rounds, but we also have two fine specimens of the female form relaxing at the pool. Yes, tasty treats that will make your head spin, round, and round, and round. I can mentally link almost anything … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: July 11th, 2011

It's Monday, July 11th, and that means it's World Population Day! WPD is a special day when folks around the world aim to raise awareness for global population issues. Translation? Some of you need to go. But do you know who doesn't need to go? Today's piece of sexy man meat. Admit it. You wants a … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: July 6th, 2011

It's Wednesday, July 6th, and to celebrate today's announcement from Facebook about a new feature rolling out that will allow you to Skype video chat people directly through Facebook, here's a smoking hot exotic Hump Day babe ... precisely the kind of woman that won't be video chatting you. Today's … [Read more...]