Archives for June 2011

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: June 29th, 2011

It's Wednesday, June 29th, and with only one day left in June, today we mourn the inevitable passing of the month [sniff] with a hot chick in a black bikini and gloves! Black. It's versatile. Today's Road Travelling Factoids The obligatory daily factoids, also known as a cover story you can tell the wife … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: June 27th, 2011

It's Monday, June 27th, and there's jack shit all going on today that actually interests me. Seriously. I gots nothing. So here, enjoy some sexual chocolaty man meat. It'll melt in your mouth and on your hands. See? Nothing. Total drivel. Today's Vroom Vroom Factoids So you're educated and feeling a … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: June 22nd, 2011

It's Wednesday, June 22nd, and as the second official day of summer [KABLAM] hot chicks are on the beaches. I repeat, hot chicks are now on the beaches. Please proceed in an orderly fashion and keep your damn hands to yourself. Today's Old School Factoids The obligatory daily factoids, also known as a cover … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: June 20th, 2011

It's Monday, June 20th, and this week we're walking down Electric Avenue because ... it's Lightning Safety Awareness Week! Before working out your game plan for not getting zapped, here's some man meat to gnaw on. Hey, it's not good to study on an empty stomach. Today's Shocking Factoids So you're … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: June 15th, 2011

It's Wednesday, June 15th, and even though you may be sitting there thinking the world has gone bat shit crazy, take solace in the fact that there are still hot chicks willing to stand in front of a camera. Boobs, they're like grandma's chicken soup but you don't have to tell grandma how good they make you … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: June 13th, 2011

It's Monday, June 13th, and after another full week of "Weiner" in the news, I bet you lady folk are looking for some real wiener. All those journalists writing about Anthony the Sausage Man but not dishing the tasty vittles. Fiends. So here ya go ... [KABLAM] ... man meat fit for the BBQ. Today's … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: June 8th, 2011

It's Wednesday, June 8th, the warm summer weather is here and the soccer leagues are hitting the field. Team sports and fitness are a wonderful thing, that's why hot Heidi is here today with her slick tanned body and soccer ball to take you through some stretching exercises. Always stretch before you work … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: June 6th, 2011

It's Monday, June 6th, and I just found out that today is the start of National Automotive Service Professionals Week in addition to being the day that I toss some tasty man meat out to the ravenous. I would write something witty, but I'm a little verklempt. The mechanics at my dealer shop - Audi - … [Read more...]

REAL Women … REAL Bodies … REAL Nonsense

I have an unpopular opinion to share. I'm sick and tired of hearing people blubbering about REAL women and what REAL women supposedly look like. Interweb people and marketers alike have latched on to the REAL woman campaigns over the years as some sort of feel good attack on what they perceive to be … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: June 1st, 2011

It's Wednesday, June 1st, and being the first day of June, thoughts are turning to sexy skimpy clothes and beachwear. I've been reading a lot of polls lately- like this drivel - talking about when it's "too old" to wear bikinis or short skirts, many concluding that a mere 35 years of age is the end of the … [Read more...]