Archives for April 2011

NDP Leader Jack Layton’s Massage Parlor Adventure

Hot news is breaking about Jack Layton, leader of Canada's New Democratic Party and the man that wants to be Prime Minister. According to an extensive report by Sun Media, Jack Layton was caught in an alleged Chinatown rub 'n tug massage parlor back in 1996. The policeman and his partner allegedly found … [Read more...]

HAPPY ARBOR DAY: Celebrate with Naughty Funny Trees!

It's Arbor Day! Yes, I know what you're thinking! Another earthy day so soon? We just had Earth Day and Earth Hour Day, right? True as that may be, who can't use a few funny and naughty pictures inspired by Mother Nature? It is Freak Friday, after all. Did You Know? When Julius Sterling Morton moved to … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: April 27th, 2011

It's Wednesday, April 27th, and somewhere out there today this sexy blonde - or one like her - with ridiculous legs and eyes could be feeling unappreciated. Shame on you. Today's Helpful Factoids The obligatory daily factoids, also known as a cover story you can tell the wife if she catches this page open. … [Read more...]

The Not So Polite Unamerican Dumbass Canadians

As a Canadian, born and raised, with Canadian parents, born and raised, with a Canadian bloodline that's been building this chunk of rock since well before the time when Canada became Canada, I've become increasingly concerned over the growing cesspool of ignorance that's crossing the land I call home. Most … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: April 25th, 2011

It's Monday, April 25th, and you may say the sexy man meat is going up late, but I say late night snacks are a good thing ... and it's still Monday on the west coast. So there. Today's Factoid Thing So you're educated and feeling a little less dirty while admiring today's sexy and rugged eye candy … [Read more...]

Happy Easter, Chocolate Fiends!

When people hear of my love for chocolate and tasty chocolate stash, they think I'm joking or exaggerating. Well, I never exaggerate, and what better day for this than Easter? Behold! Valhalla! My personal chocolate stash. Admittedly my currently available selection and inventory is very low, but it's … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: April 20th, 2011

It's Wednesday, April 20th, and bunnies and chocolate [num num num] are just a few days away. I have to be honest. I'm sitting here trying to write something snappy about today's hump day babe, but I can't even tell you what she looks like. Blonde? Brunette? Not sure, but I could really go for a … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: April 18th, 2011

It's Monday, April 18th, and we've made it past the half way mark of Stress Awareness Month. Stress is a leading cause of cardiovascular disease and having a healthy heart is important. So here's a slab of blond beef to get your heart pumping. Sidenote: No. When I got into the interwebs game, I never once … [Read more...]

Hump Day’s Sexy Lady: April 13th, 2011

It's Wednesday, April 13th, and this week's sexy lady may have a little more clothing on, but she's still rocking the camera. Hey, we can't do busty women in bikinis and thongs every week, can we? Today's Out Of This World Factoids The obligatory daily factoids, also known as a cover story you can tell the … [Read more...]

Man Meat Mondays: April 11th, 2011

It's Monday, April 11th, and today's 411 is about the proper way to serve beef. You could hunt for it cavewoman style, or you could just like Look Dumbass on Facebook and I'll serve it to you each week. Now that's efficiency for the modern woman. Today's Fictional Factoid So you're educated and feeling a … [Read more...]