Farmville Loon Kills Her Baby

Mugshot - A. Tobias

Alexandra Tobias -- Jacksonville Sheriff's Dept.

In the game Farmville, your crops can die if you don’t care for them properly, but that’s make believe.

Do you know what can die for real?

Babies.

Just ask 22-year-old Alexandra Tobias of Jacksonville, Florida, who pled guilty to second-degree murder on Wednesday for shaking her baby to death … for interrupting her Farmville game play.

This dear sweet woman allegedly shook her baby boy because he was crying while she tried to play, had a smoke to “compose herself” and then shook him up again.

Princess will be sentenced in December. Florida state guidelines call for a jail term of 25 to 50 years, but according to a prosecutor, it could be shortened.

Remember … Farmville is a game, and you’ll never become a jail-bitch for letting your crops die.