WANTED: Unemployed Americans Willing to Work

Are you a LEGAL American citizen, unemployed, and sick of those damn illegal immigrants stealing your jobs? Well my friend, you are in luck because there’s a job available for YOU right now.


TakeOurJobs.org is possibly one of the most awesome’est of services. Sponsored by the United Farm Workers of America, the concept is simple. All you have to do is fill out the form, they get rid of an illegal immigrant, and YOU get their job working the fields!

YOU get a job and YOU can say that YOU played a direct part in getting rid of an illegal immigrant!! How could you ask for anything more?

Just be sure to read the little disclaimer beneath the form:

** Job may include using hand tools such as knives, hoes, shovels, etc. Duties may include tilling the soil, transplanting, weeding, thinning, picking, cutting, sorting & packing of harvested produce. May set up & operate irrigation equip. Work is performed outside in all weather conditions (Summertime 90+ degree weather) & is physically demanding requiring workers to bend, stoop, lift & carry up to 50 lbs on a regular basis.

Sounds reasonable.

Off ya go!! Employment awaits!!

Photo Credit: United Farm Workers