Terrorism: Tubby vs. Students

In Australia, where toilets run backwards, one of Kalgoorlie-Boulder Community High School’s most brilliantess of teachers gave students a rather interesting assignment … to plan a terrorist attack that would “kill the MOST innocent civilians in order to get your message across.”

Back home in North America, a big tubby man in Indianapolis was arrested at the airport on Monday. After being grilled by the security checkpoint wieners, tubby decided to be a smart ass and told the wieners that he had a “bomb in my belly”.

That resulted in two lines of passengers being cleared, additional screening with those stupid wands and such, the police being called, and a charge for “false reporting”.

Ponder that.

Don’t worry … I’ll wait.