Archives for August 2010

Things You Should Not Do With Your Nipples

Kyle Dubois - a high school student from ol' New Hampshire - along with his mommy and daddy are suing his shop class teacher, the school district, and the city of Dover after a tragic accident in class. What happened? Well ... seems the little brainiac thought it would be fun to attach an electrical clamp … [Read more...]

Ladies: How To Make More Money

In this day and age, everyone seems to be tossing their 2-cents on the table with job advice ... and the good folks at Summer's Eve are no exception. So for all you ladies in the house, if you're looking for a raise at work, the very first thing you should do ... you know where this is headed ... Wash … [Read more...]

Busted at Shop with a Cop

Yesterday was the 7th year in a row that the Johnson Creek Fred Meyer's Store held a special charity event to raise money for the Boys and Girls clubs of Portland, Oregon. The event - "Shop with a Cop" - brings the boys in blue out in full force, with 60 uniformed officers on site, a parking lot filled with … [Read more...]

Terrorism: Tubby vs. Students

In Australia, where toilets run backwards, one of Kalgoorlie-Boulder Community High School's most brilliantess of teachers gave students a rather interesting assignment ... to plan a terrorist attack that would "kill the MOST innocent civilians in order to get your message across." Back home in North … [Read more...]

Mystery Symbol On Your Dashboard

Any idea what this symbol is? Well if you don't, you're not alone. According to recent studies, 1 in 3 drivers do not recognize this little gem, the TPMS symbol that lights up on your dashboard when the pressure in one or more of your car's tires falls 25% below recommendation. Yes indeed, we're getting … [Read more...]

Busty Female Hitchhikers Picked Up Most Often

Wowzers! Hang onto your hats because we've got some mind boggling news. According to a study conducted by Nicolas Gu├ęguen, an assistant professor of psychology at the University of Bretagne-Sud, women that hitchhike are more likely to be picked up by men than women, and breast size makes a big … [Read more...]

Obama: The Incoherent President Explained

Over the last few days it seems that people all over America - citizens and media alike - are getting real edgy with Obama's statements regarding the proposed NYC mosque. That would be the "Ground Zero"' mosque that's not actually planned for the "Ground Zero" site, but rather 2 blocks away. Anyway … [Read more...]

Sunday Sermon: Turn a $10 Pro-Life T-Shirt into a $50,000 Windfall

The nice thing about being an activist is that, sometimes, you can work the system to spread your message while also walking away with a tidy sum of cash. For instance, take Tiffany Amador, a 12-year-old former 6th grade student at McSwain Union Elementary School in Merced, California. Back in April of … [Read more...]

Man Gropes Preggie Wife’s Delivery Room Nurse

Meet Adam Manning, a 31-year-old peach from Bountiful, Utah. Adam was sentenced this week to 6-months in jail after being convicted for groping a hospital nurse - twice - but that's not what makes him our featured douchebag. The nurse ... she was a delivery room nurse ... the very nurse that was wheeling … [Read more...]

Unfortunate Names … Butcher Funeral Home

Grandma died, so we sent her to the Butcher's. … [Read more...]