Ladies for Sale: Showing My Sensitive Side

All too often, people get the impression that I’m just a mean, insensitive, and heartless ass. Always poking at dumbassedness and dumbasses from around the world while rarely covering the heartwarming and the tragic. You know … the tearjerkers that really make you think.

Well it’s Monday and I want to start the week off by showing you that I have a heart, and sensitive stuff really can bring a tear to my eye.

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Today’s Toronto Sun newspaper has a full 2-page color spread – written by Tamara Cherry – about Jamie-Lynn, a 21-year-old escort that’s desperately trying to get out of the sex game. Jamie has been raped, robbed, beaten, and of course … sold. If you live in the Toronto area, I highly recommend that you buy a copy of the Sun today to read this story for yourself, pages 4 and 5. If you don’t live in Toronto, fear not … you can read it online at the Toronto Sun’s web site!

This is a story that deals with a very sensitive topic. It’s a bit long. and I know that some of you are a little lonely and bored.

So, if you’re feeling a bit down while reading Tamara’s story, if you’re feeling a little lonely … just turn to page 42 for more than 170 classified ads for adult “massage” studios, sex chat lines, and escorts. Be sure to check out the new 19-year-old Egyptians and Arabic gals … now in stock! They’re “very open minded, busty, and slim.”

Hmmm. I’d love to know their thoughts on peace in the middle east.

HOT TIP: You can buy rent hire 2 LADIES for 30-minutes at the bargain price of just $50, but I recommend you take advantage of the special offer and cough up the extra $10 to get them both for a full hour.

Hey, why rush that massage?

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Tamara, if you’re reading this … how do you actually write this drivel crap hypocritical stuff?

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